The Beer Goggler Says: I have always been a huge supporter of Miss Lindsay’s drunken antics because they were extremely entertaining. There aren’t many girls in the world that partied as hard as her. That, of course, was then. Now is a totally different story. At the ripe old age of 22, Miss Lindsay’s birthday party looks about as tame as a five year old’s. If she is going to party like a 5 year old, she might have as well gone the distance. Maybe she could have rented the McDonald’s Caboose and had her party there. Or rented a drunken magician to do a few party tricks. If I were invited to the party, I would have started a game called Pin The Tail On Lindsay. And by tail I actually mean my busy hands because I know she would never let me get frisky with her unless it was under the guise of a party game. If she didn’t like this game, I would suggest we play Centurion Club using shots of bourbon and smokes. I’m pretty sure this would be right up her alley. I am also pretty sure that I should look into becoming a party planner because my two ideas couldn’t be any more genius…

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