The Beer Goggler Says: If I were a movie director and needed to fill a role for a couple of Rockstar Strippers the Kardashians would certainly be at the top of my list. I’m not even sure what a Rockstar Stripper is, but I would make sure the Kardashian Sisters did so they would find their way to my casting couch. I would then then give them the opportunity to convince me why they deserved the parts. After they were done convincing me I would tell them that I was having a hard time making up my mind between them and the Hilton Sisters. When we were all finally exhausted from more convincing I’d have the pleasure of telling them they got the parts. I would then write them into a scene where they strut down the hallway in their bikinis and stilettos with Ram Jam’s tune Black Betty playing in the background. If you aren’t familiar with this song, do me one favour - listen to it while picturing the Kardashians strutting down the hall in their bikinis. You’ll never be the same again. I’ll take my Oscar now, please…

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