The Beer Goggler Says: I’d like to have 20 of whatever Heather was drinking. More importantly, I have to tip my hat to the bouncer. Heather is drooling over him like a drunk monkey and he doesn’t even flinch. He just makes sure she gets into the car and so she’ll get home safely. If a girl, any girl, stared at you guys like this for more than two seconds, I am pretty sure most of you would go in for the kiss, after which you’d get slapped. You’d then run home crying to Mommy and tell her some mean girl slapped you. Hand in your Man Card. I’m tired of this…

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