The Beer Goggler Says: Apparently, it doesn’t take much to get treated like royalty in Hollywood. Take Miss Jessica for instance. She can’t even hold her own umbrella in between takes because her one hand is busy holding a coffee that was probably fetched for her and her other hand is busy pointing. I feel bad for the poor girl holding the umbrella. She is probably only making eight bucks an hour. She must be thinking how incredibly unfair her life is because the highlight of her day is holding a sun umbrella for somebody who is banging one of the coolest guys in the music industry, has a small fortune and is fawned over by men all across the globe. I am surprised she doesn’t take the umbrella in a fit of rage and pound Jessica with it over and over again until security guards have to pull her off. Hey Umbrella Girl - send me some pics of you in your bikini and I’ll make you famous! Maybe one day you will be the one under the umbrella, rather than the one holding it…

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