The Beer Goggler Says: Miss Jennifer is a pretty hot chick. She looks like Barbie except she is human size and isn’t made out of plastic. If I could clone 100 girls, Jennifer Hawkins would without a doubt be one of them. I’d also clone my Grandmother because going clubbing without her just won’t be the same once she leaves this wonderful earth. Maybe I’d clone my Grandma 99 times because then I wouldn’t have to go find her the next morning every time she hooks up with some Dude. I could just pull a fresh Grandma from the closet and let the other Dude keep the day old Grandma. Another bonus is that I’d get 99 more gifts during the holidays, which would translate into an extra $495 and 99 bottles of Jim Beam. Not such a bad haul, is it?


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