The Beer Goggler Says: Have I ever told you how much The Beer Goggler likes Miss Lindsay. She is the perfect woman. Take her in the above photos, for example. She shows up wearing ha low-cut top, lets everyone have a good look and then heads straight inside to the bar to get things rolling with liquor and smokes. After a few hours of drinking she ends up flirting with whoever gets her attention, takes him or her home to her mansion, has some really dirty and sweaty sex and kicks the person out before the sun comes up. She does this every night, while giving us the impression that she is a sweet, down-to-earth girl. I am pretty sure that I made everything up after the low-cut top part, but Grandma always said if you believe something hard enough, it’s true. And while I am making shit up, Miss Lindsay also loves it when girls suck on her…

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