The Beer Goggler Says: What kind of friend would I be if I didn’t send you on your merry way for the holidays without visions of nakedness dancing around your head? Ladies, unfortunately, I couldn’t find the perfect gift for you this holiday season. But, alas, I certainly wouldn’t want any of you to go home empty handed. This is why I am going to let you picture my face when you make sweet love to whoever the lucky man in your life is over the holiday season. As for the Dudes, I’d prefer if you didn’t picture my face. I would, however, encourage you to picture Miss Tori Black’s face because I am crowning her the hottest girl of 2009. Of course, if you want visions of nakedness dancing through your head you’ll have to visit the North Pole. With that said, I hope each and every one of you has a wonderful holiday season. Make sure to get hammered as often as possible, treat your fellow man with respect and make sweet love to whomever bats an eyelash at you. And, girls, please be gracious when we flirt with you over the holidays because it’s visions of you that get us through each and every day…
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