The Beer Goggler Says: I am not sure why, but I get a lot of questions asked of me every week. I am hoping that they are from hot chicks, but I don’t know many hot chicks named Sue, Bill or Steve. I often get asked things like “Are you really as sexy in real life as you are in your banner photo?” Of course I am. I also get asked “How did you become The World’s Greatest Lover?” Practise I always say. Then there is the most common question. “Where are you from?” I am from here I say. And this brings me to my point. Seeing Miss Topanga Fox and Miss Angelina Ashe having some fun in the trailer park stirs up all kinds of fond memories of boiled wieners, BBQs, Schlitz beer, corn on the cob, showering with a garden hose, getting chased by stray dogs and getting laid whenever I wanted because girls in trailer parks love nothing more than smokes, free beer and lots of unprotected sex. It certainly looks as though Miss Topanga Fox and Miss Angelina Ashe have the smokes and beer on hand. What they are missing is a handsome son of a bitch in a black hockey helmet and thick nerd glasses. It looks as though they are doing okay all on their own. I wonder just how far they are going to go with one another. I guess we will never know…
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