The Beer Goggler Says: If I was on the set and Miss Heidi Klum was standing in front of me covered in chocolate sauce I’d grab a can of whipped cream, a jar full of cherries, a bib and start licking her from head to toe until security pried me off and kicked me out of the building. You don’t have to worry about security in the privacy of your own room so grab your imagination, a can of whipped cream, a jar full of cherries, a bib and start licking. Make sure you lock your door. And bring some wet naps so you can wipe down your computer monitor. Your Mom will know exactly what you were up to if she sees whipped cream smeared across your computer monitor. How do you think she met your Dad?

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