The Beer Goggler Says: Look at these exclusive photos of Miss Megan Fox. I am an Exclusive Photo Getting Internet Master. These are straight out of Megan Fox’s home vault. And I am the first to post them. Before you start yelling “You Idiot!” in Ren’s voice at your monitor I should let you know that I know that you have seen these pictures many times before.  In fact, everyone has seen these photos many times before including your Great Grandma. The thing is that you have never seen these photos before in Croatian edition of CKM Magazine. This means it’s almost like seeing them the first time, isn’t it? What the hell do you mean it’s not? You read Croatian magazines often, do you? Maybe you should get hammered and look at the photos again. Then it will feel as though you were seeing them for the first time. And since I have your attention you might as well pay me the $250 you owe me. You aren’t hammered yet are you? There goes that genius scam. Any interest in buying some exclusive photos of Megan Fox in the pages of the Croatian edition of CKM magazine? Ah, forget about it. And quit being so damn grumpy…

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