The Beer Goggler Says: There is nothing hotter than a pretty girl who spends her time in the San Fernando Valley earning living shooting films for viewers who are at least nineteen years of age and for which viewer discretion is advised. Then there is Miss Kayden Kross. When I was a Little Beer Goggler I would sometimes sneak onto porn sets to watch my Mom work. She used to get really sweaty whenever she was on set. Her hair would be a total mess, she’d have stuff splattered all over her chest and face and she’d constantly be screaming at the top of her lungs. I guess that’s what you get when you are running your own craft service company for large production companies. Anyway, I don’t remember the girls looking like Miss Kayden back then. I remember the girls being pretty but not “Damn! That girl is crazy hot!” pretty. Miss Kayden is crazy hot pretty. I bet you need a pretty thick wallet to date a girl like her. You don’t have big bucks do you? Well, why not fix that by partaking in some sports betting. And if you are asking yourself if I am actually recommending that you try and earn some money by gambling just so you can get Miss Kayden Kross’ attention my answer to you is - you bet your sweet ass I am…
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[...] Kayden Kross has that look that says, “Damn! This girl is crazy hot!”. It’s better than that “Holy Shit! She’s just plain crazy” look. [Beer Goggler] [...]
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