The Beer Goggler Says: Eveyone once in a while a girl comes along that can make men fall to their knees without so much as a wink, smile or look. Miss Tori is one of those girls. Whomever controls Miss Tori will control the earth. This is why I just e-mailed her to see if she would be my Show Pony Girlfriend for an unlimited lifetime of free beer. I’m pretty sure she’ll go for it because free beer is the greatest gift in the world. Eveyone likes free beer, everyone except hot chicks that is. They seem to like free champagne. I can’t offer her free champagne. I can’t even offer her free beer. I can offer her a bus token, a half eaten bag of chips and naked pictures of myself. Yeah, I’m pretty sure that Miss Tori won’t become my Show Pony Girlfriend. Maybe you should give it a whirl. If you land her, I will give you a bus token, a half eaten bag of chips and naked pictures of myself if you let me give her a kiss. No? Man, you are one hell of a tough negotiator…
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