The Beer Goggler Says: I try to refrain from giving Paris Hilton too much free publicity because my greatest fear is that I’ll make her famous and then the global media will pay her an endless amount of attention thereby crystalizing her place in history for generations to come. Fortunately for everyone only a handful of people actually visit this site and this is usually because they googled “Sexy Handsome Son Of A Bitch” which points people directly here. Anyway, Paris has a long history of using her powers for good rather than using them for absolutely nothing at all and here she is at it again. Today, her contribution to humanity is demonstrating that she can ride a camel in stilettos. I am pretty sure women around the world have been scratching their heads for centuries wondering if this is indeed possible. And, thankfully, Paris has proven that it is. So, girls, if you are ever caught out in the desert wearing nothing but your stilettos and the only thing on your mind is whether or not you could ride a camel safely home the answer is yes. And if you’ve ever wondered whether or not I am the World’s Greatest Sex Machine the answer to that age old question is also yes. Unfortunately, Paris is not in a position to confirm that this is actually true. But she would if she were to ride me naked around her mansion in, of course, nothing but her stilettos…
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