The Beer Goggler Says: Miss Jenni is the girl next door that every Dude wants a big piece of but seldom gets. You know the kind of girl I am talking about - super cute, funny, laughs at all of your jokes, liles to play video games and drink beer. The problem is that by the time you figure out that she is the perfect girl she has already decided that you are just going to be friends. When Miss Jenni walked into my life, and by walked I actually mean when I stole her pictures from the Internet, removed all the tags and posted them as if they were my own, I didn’t even know her name. The only thing that I knew about her was that she was hot and that she was my Fantasy Pool Girl. Then lightening struck and one of you fine gentlemen informed me that her name is Jenni. Now I am in the kill zone because I know three things about her - she is hot, she is my Fantasy Pool Girl and her name is Jenni. I am not really sure what any of this means other than I found some more pictures of Jenni…

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• Jenni Is A Sweet Blonde Angel Sent From The Heavens…