The Beer Goggler Says: Imagine if you were walking down a country road sad and lonely with a box of spanking brand new condoms in your back pocket. Then, out of nowhere, Miss Renee Perez pulls up beside you and asks if you want to hop in and go park somewhere. She’s hot and there’s a case of beer and a mattress in the back, so you coolly nod yes without saying a word. As you drive down the country road sitting beside a Pornstar Fire Engine Red Pickup Truck Driving Fox thinking about how you are going to get all up inside of her you hit a bump and knock your head on the ceiling of the truck. That’s when you wake up in your bed all sweaty and confused. Yes - it was only a dream. But it doesn’t have to be a dream any longer, My Little Grasshopper…
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