The Beer Goggler Says: Do you see that most excellent face Miss Kristen Stewart is making? I have seen that face a thousand times because it is a well-known fact that I am the World’s Greatest Sex Machine. It’s true. Ask my Grandmother if you don’t believe me. Actually, I should say ask my Grandmother’s friends. Anyway, as The World’s Greatest Sex Machine I have seen girls make that hot face more times than I can count, which is up to about three. And out of those three times that I saw girls make that face all of them were on TV. So, when it comes right down to it I have never seen a real girl get to that special place. Now that I think about it it’s all a little depressing. Maybe I should pick of the phone and call Betsy at my Grandmother’s retirement home. Good Ol’ Betsy was always eager to go for a whirl. Maybe this time I will last long enough past the back rub and foot massage to get to the good stuff…

Have A Look. You Might Like What You Find...

• Kristen Stewart In The Pages Of Interview Magazine (November 2009)
• Kristen Stewart In The Pages Of Topgirl Magazine (July 2009)
• Kristen Stewart Is Going To Make You Talk Unless You Touch Her Exactly How She Says…