The Beer Goggler Says: The hottest chicks in the world are chicks that look hot even when they aren’t trying to look hot. Alessandra Ambrosio is one of those girls. Luckily for her I am one of those guys. On my worst days I am way hotter than Prince Charming in Shrek 2. And Prince Charming is a pretty good looking guy. Of course, I am not an asshole like Prince Charming. If he were a nicer guy he may have stolen Fiona away from Shrek. Unfortunately, he decided to use his good looks for evil rather than good. I, however, decided a long time ago to use my sexiness for good rather than evil. Maybe if I am nice enough I can get Alessandra to be my girl. Damn, we would make a fine looking couple. Her beautiful face and my oversized melon head. Her smooth, long legs and my long, knotted pubes. Her stunning smile and my jack-o-lantern grin. We would be the talk of the town. Chicks would be yelling at my Alessandra “Hey, Alessandra! Where did you get that scrumptious piece of ass?” And that’s when I would wake up from my dream alone in my bed in desperate need of a change of pyjama bottoms…
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