The Beer Goggler Says: If I ever run into the dude in the car I am going to buy him a beer. The only thing he cares about is getting a good long look at Miss Eva’s ass. Any man willing to take that long of a look obviously isn’t married. If he was his wife would kick his ass. Of course, if she wants to get even I will let her stare at my rock hard ass cheeks for as long as she wants. I’d even let her feel them a little. If she was hot I’d let her do a whole lot more because I am a sweet man. My cheeks are so rock solid that I can crack walnuts between them. Maybe, if this dude’s wife really wanted to get even I could do 100 squats and then crack walnuts between my cheeks. She could use them to bake a cake for him. What’s that? Your girlfriend just served you walnut cake last night. You probably found it weird that it tasted salty didn’t you? If I were you I’d gargle with some mouthwash as soon as possible, Mr. Salty Mouth…

Have Another Look. Who Knows What You Might Find...

• Eva Longoria In The Pages Of Miami Magazine (November 2009)
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