The Beer Goggler Says: There is nothing more embarrassing than being caught doing something creepy. Just so that we are on the same page some of the things that would qualify as being creepy is getting caught pleasuring yourself in the walk-in freezer during your break at the grocery store, sniffing your best friend’s mother’s panties that you pulled from the hamper or peeking through a window watch a hot girl change into different outfits. Speaking of embarrassing, it looks as though Miss Jessica Lowndes just caught you red handed. Most Dudes would turn a beet red, get sweaty palms and mutter something about how they didn’t see anything. If you want to get out of this type of sticky situation you have to stay cool. For example, let’s just say Jessica’s mother walked up behind you and asked sternly “May I ask what you think you are doing?” Instead of getting embarrassed you could say something like “I can’t help myself. I am staring at the most beautiful girl that I have ever seen. I’d love to meet her mother. I bet she is even more stunning.” Then casually glance back and ask “Would you be so kind as to give her my phone number?” After you write down your phone and pass it to her, walk away. As you are leaving say “It was a pleasure meeting you Miss Lowndes.” Then go and hire a good lawyer because if yout think this shit would actually work you should sue the ass off the doctor who delivered you and dropped you on your head…
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