The Beer Goggler Says: For the love of God! Save the dog! Save the dog! It looks as though Miss Jessica just finished eating one of the security guards and now she’s going to polish off our furry little four legged friend and her boarding pass. Before any of the girls out there get their pantyhose tied in a knot, I am just kidding. It may sound like I am making fun of Miss Jessica’s significantly fuller figure but I am not - I am actually embracing it. Come on! Of course I am making funny of her pleasantly plump physique. This is The Beer Goggler and not some support group for chubby people. If Miss Jessica really loved her man she’d jump on a treadmill in the airport gym before boarding her plane. No man wants to see his lady slowly fall apart before his very eyes. But, for the record, it’s okay if we put on 100 pounds because when we gain weight we just look sexier. Throw in a bald head and a pink slip from work and we’d be up for the Sexiest Man Alive title…
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