The Beer Goggler Says: Katy Perry is that quirky cute girl that makes her own clothes, laughs at her own inappropriate jokes and gets drunk with the guys. Who would have thought that she would raid her Grandmother’s drawers for a bikini and then hit the beach? But she did. The only way that Katy can redeem herself is to tear off the bikini and run down the beach naked. We both know that this isn’t going to happen. The only real solution is for me to make Katy’s eyes hurt as much as she is hurting ours by making them watch me run down the beach in naked. After she barfed in her mouth a little she’d probably be scared straight thereby making her to wear a bikini suited for 24 year old rather than and 80 year. And for the record, the only reason she would barf in her mouth a little is because I am a sexy son-of-a-bitch…
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