The Beer Goggler Says: After watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High for the first time I was pretty sure that I had just finished watching porn movie. I was just a Little Beer Goggler and had no idea what porn was, but I was convinced that Fast Times was a gonzo porn flick. There were two scenes in the movie that I fantasized about for weeks after seeing the film. The first was when Stacy and Damone were in the pool house. Stacy slowly takes off her bikini and Damone climbs on top of her and throws it in to for no more than thirty seconds before it was all over for him. I remember dreaming of the day when I would have the sexual prowess to pleasure a woman for a whole 30 whole seconds. I am still dreaming. Then, of course, there was Phoebe Cates. Do you remember what she did without being asked as she climbed out of the pool during Brad’s fantasy?  As she walks towards him she peels off her bikini top and exposes all of her glory. This was a historic moment in my life because I realized that there are sweet, kind, generous girls out there that will make their men happy by exposing their boobs for apparently no reason whatsoever….
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1 Ty // Apr 23, 2009 at 12:36 am
Yes sir, I’m with you on this one Mr. Goggler. She is one FINE piece of work.
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