The Beer Goggler Says: Elle MacPherson may be 45 years old but she probably has one of the hottest and longest pair of legs on the planet. Throw in a pair of cut off shorts, a cowgirl hat and a pair of aviators and you’ve got yourself a full blown Australian Long-Legged Cowgirl Hat Wearing Fox. It’s pretty hard to believe that she is 45 years old. Age, of course, doesn’t really matter to most dudes. Sure, we tend to classify any woman over the age of 30 as a cougar, but after a few beers we really don’t care. I once slept with a 45 year old. She got her claws in me and dragged me back to her lair after a night of partying. When I left the next morning I walked by her son who was playing video games on the couch. He was older than me. He didn’t look very impressed. The best part is that a few weeks later I was at Burger King late at night and there she was behind the cash. I stood in line, bought a Whopper Combo with Coke and told her that she gave me the greatest sex of my entire life. I was a little hammered but, as we all know, whatever you say when you are drunk is true. She then looked at me and told me that I was too old for her and sent me on my way. I walked out scratching my head and eating my Whopper totally confused. Fortunately for me I figured out that in Cougar speak “too old†really means “too sexy 
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