The Beer Goggler Says: Yeah, Baby! Miss Christina Aguilera is wearing a white see-through top with no bra! Better yet, look at her nipple. See that? It’s a ring. It’s a ring on her nipple. Do you know what that means? It’s a nipple ring! You don’t think that is exciting? It is for a guy with a face like mine. If you had my mug you would take whatever little thrill comes along your way. I am ripped son-of-a-bitch though. I can bench six reps of 80 lbs including the bar. Suffice it to say I am a madman on the weights. My abs and traps are more ripped than Groundskeeper Willy. So essentially I consist of a ripped body with a Nerd Head on top. It’s not pretty, I know. I am pretty charming though. You wouldn’t want me coming to your door with flowers and chocolates for your Mom. I’d make her knees melt. Your Dad wouldn’t like me very much. Unless, of course, he likes beer and hockey. If he liked beer and hockey I’d ditch your Mom and hang out with you old man all night drinking beer, watching the game and making fun about how his son hasn’t come out of the closet yet. And then we’d surf the Internet for more pictures of Miss Christina showing off her nipple ring. Your old man is totally into that, which explains why your Mom got one a few years ago. Maybe I wouldn’t ditch your Mom afterall…

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