The Beer Goggler Says: I remember there was a time when men were men and ladies were ladies.  Nothing seems to make any sense any more. Men now get waxed, manicured, pedicured, lipo suctioned, botoxed, drink fruity coolers and eat organic meats. If this sounds like you go chug a bottle of bourbon and go get a lap dance at the closest strip bar. And under no circumstances should you ask your girlfriend or wife for permission. As for the ladies, I think that you are all perfect the way you are. You’ve done nothing but change for the better. And whatever you do please don’t ever stop flashing us your panties or other girly parts. Dudes like their thrills cheap. Panty flashing brings us back to a time when nothing was more arousing than seeing girl’s panties. That and finding a Wayne Gretzky rookie card in your deck. It’s unfortunate that girls don’t get a cheap thrill from us flashing them our underwear or one-eyed trouser snakes. We’d be flashing you all the time. In fact, I would set up shop outside the girls washroom at a hot nightclub and flash every girl that walked by. Come to think of it, I once did that and the cops picked me up. Then, when I tried to flash the female cop she threw me in the cage. I was pretty hammered. The dudes in the cage didn’t like me flashing them much either. Aubrey O-Day probably would love to have me flash her. If I ever see here I am going to whip out my horrible inch and return the favour. It’s the least that I can do. She’ll have nightmares for months. Or want to marry me…

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