The Beer Goggler Says: The only time I have ever picked up a men’s health magazine is when there is a hot chick on the cover because I am a sucker for the ladies. The reason that I don’t read health magazines is because I couldn’t possibly be in better shape. In fact, I’d argue that I have the best set of abs in the whole wide world. And because you have taken the time to read my dribble this far I am going to let you in on my secret health regime - drink a lot of beer and liquor, smoke a pack a day of Camels and eat nothing but salad and falafels. And don’t excercise ever. If you do this for two weeks you’ll have a body hotter that Miss Nikkala Stott’s except with a lot more hair and some jaundice. Miss Nikkala recommends eating flowers, asparagus and rabbit meat. She may have a hot body but whatever you do don’t listen to her. Listen to me because I am the Mayor of Rippedville.  If you don’t believe me click here for a picture of my abs if you want to feel like a huge disappointment to you girlfriend or wife. Maybe you shouldn’t look. Some things are better left unknown. Up until now you are the biggest stud in town in her eyes. But all good things come to an end, don’t they my Little Grasshoppers…

 

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• Selita Ebanks In The Pages Of Men’s Health Magazine (July/August 2010)