The Beer Goggler Says: Before anyone gets their Underoos tied in a knot I want to make it clear that “No Means No” should be practised at all times without hesitation, unless, of course, you are a Dude who is about to get shot in the ass by the lovely Miss Kelly Brook and then dragged into the bushes to be ravished. If this were the case you would ever utter these words because Kelly is hotter than Pocahontas in heat. Of course, let’s pretend that your car broke down on a cold and rainy night. You decide to walk to the nearest gas station to get some help. Along the way you pass what seems to be a pretty cool bar because there is a big sign that reads “Free Beer”. You walk through the doors only to hear them lock behind you. In front of you see what looks to be a Village People convention of really drunk dudes with leather caps, stirrups, handlebar moustaches and cowboy hats. I am pretty sure that you’d be screaming “No Means No” at the top of your lungs until you hobbled out of there. And, for the record, this is why I’d never walk into a bar that has a sign that says “Free Beer” again…

 

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