The Beer Goggler Says: Katie Price is not only easy on the eyes but also a mad genius. She is savvy enough to realize that every female celebrity seems to be pitching a clothing line. So what does she do? She grabs the miniature pony by the balls and creates a clothing line for horses. That’s right - clothes for your pet horse. It’s so crazy that it might work. Next thing you know someone will invent sweaters for dogs. Or how about a purse in which you can carry your dog in? You could call it a Doggie Bag. Obviously I am in the wrong business. I should have been an inventor. I gave up on this dream after some guy named George Foreman stole my idea for an indoor grill. Who would have thought he  would sell so many units. That’s right, George. You heard me correctly. Send me my royalty check or else I will tell everyone about the pink panties I saw you wearing, Girly Boy. Just kidding, George. That grill was all you. Especially the slanted surface so the fat drips away. The next thing you’ll tell everyone is that you were a world champion boxer or something…
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