The Beer Goggler Says: Miss Chantelle Houghton And Miss Chanelle Hayes are exactly the kind of girls that you would like to run into after you’ve had a few dozen cocktails under your belt at the end of an otherwise uneventful evening. First of all these girls like to party. And by party I mean get hammered and make out with whoever crosses their path. Secondly, they like to take off their tops. You don’t believe me? Miss Chantelle wanted to become a glamour model badly enough that she had her Mom take topless pictures of her at a local park so she could send in the pictures to various men’s magazines. And Miss Chanelle is topless in magazines like Nuts every other week. Thirdly, they look like the kind of girls that would love to ravish one another if they couldn’t find the right guy. And that’s where you come in. You are Mr. Right, which is why you should put on a clean t-shirt and pair of jeans, brush your teeth, comb your hair and get your ass over to London so you have a chance of running into these girls. The worst case scenario is that you never find them. That doesn’t matter though because you could then apply to become the Royal Bath Giver and Official Leg Shaver to the Queen. You’d like that wouldn’t you, Mr. Right?

 

Have Another Look. Who Knows What You Might Find...

• Chanelle Hayes & Chantelle Houghton Are Calling The Shots. If You Do As You’re Told And You Might Get Lucky…
• Chanelle Hayes In The Pages Of Nuts Magazine (October 2009)
• Chanelle Hayes In The Pages Of Nuts Magazine (August 2009)