The Beer Goggler Says: Miss Elle Macpherson is going to be 45 years old this year. Women who are in their mid-forties and older don’t really take any shit because they have seen and done it all. I bet if you were to slap Elle’s ass and say something like “How’d you like me to put my little shrimp in your Barbie?” with a thick Australian accent she’d laugh a little and then jam her award so far up your keister that you would think that you were in an all-night orgy with the Village People and 10 of their closest friends. If you were lucky she would smile and walk away. If you really annoyed her, however, she’d probably yank the award out of your behind just as quickly as she jammed it in, wipe it clean on your shirt and then walk away. Either way, you wouldn’t be sitting down for quite some time. My advice to you is don’t mess with hot middle aged women because they will eat you for lunch. And don’t ask me how I know. When I close my eyes at night I sometimes have nightmares that my colostomy bag has burst…

 

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