The Beer Goggler Says: I have always had a little thing for those mischievous girls. The kind of girls who like to get hammered, smoke, and do things to make Daddy really, really mad like video taping 12 hours of herself in bed ravishing a Dude who never takes off his hockey helmet and wears thick nerd glasses. There just aren’t enough of these kinds of girls but at least there is one more. Put your hands together for Miss Jessica Lowndes. She looks like she is capable of causing a little trouble. Maybe now my fantasy of having a mischievous girl make Daddy really, really mad by video taping 12 hours of herself in bed ravishing a Dude who never takes off his hockey helmet and wears thick nerd glasses will come true. Then again, maybe it won’t. Not to worry, My Little Grasshoppers. I always have my backup Sex Video Buddy in Roseanne Barr. Apparently, she’s had her eyes on me for a long time…
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