The Beer Goggler Says: Do you remember the quirky cute girl in high school that was madly in love with you, but you ignored her because you thought you were too cool for her even though you had never seen a pair of boobies before? You know the girl. She is the one that made all of her own clothes, walked to the beat of her own drummer and made really weird comments at the most inappropriate times. She also acted as the lead in every school play, helped homeless people find shelter and was fairly popular because no one could help but like her because she was so strange. Katy Perry reminds me of this girl. And for the record, you should have slept with her when you had the chance. Everyone knows the quirky girl always becomes rich & famous. As for the dude who didn’t sleep with the quirky girl in high school, he usually gets fat, bald and outlives his horrible inch by his 40^th birthday. Also, instead of losing his virginity at 15, he loses his virginity at never. Oh, look. You finished your box of doughnuts. Would you like another?

 

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