The Beer Goggler Says: I am not quite sure why I enjoyed seeing these photos of Miss Britney Spears driving her Mini down the LA freeway. It’s not like she’s driving her car while she’s naked, rocking the back seat with her lesbian lover or knocking back an endless stream of cocktails as she’s humming along. Maybe it’s because she looks so relaxed and is just enjoying a leisurely drive. I’d like to enjoy a leisurely drive. The problem is that my only set of wheels is a Big Wheel. You know the plastic tricycle toy that you had when you were five. Well, I still have mine. I even decked it out with working lights and a windshield. In fact, it’s totally street legal. So, the next time you are cruising down the highway having a leisurely drive like Britney, watch the side of the road for me peddling furiously trying to keep up with traffic. I may not look as relaxed as Britney because I am peddling my ass off and am probably close to having a heart attack. I will, however, be the coolest Dude you’ll ever see on three wheels…
Britney Spears Tearing Up The Los Angeles Freeway…
February 16th, 2009 · 4 Comments
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1 glamour shots // Feb 16, 2009 at 4:22 am
yeah that dude really looks like he’s been or going to have a heartattack
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4 Ty // Feb 17, 2009 at 1:46 pm
It’s been my misfortune recently to stumble upon a couple of shots of Britney, sans panties, and close ups too. They made me think of week old meatloaf. What that has to do with this pic is obviously nil.
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