The Beer Goggler Says: The credit crisis has hit everyone fast and hard. I thought that I was immune because all my money was invested in about 10,000 beer bottles that I had saved in a large big rig trailer behind my penthouse. Unfortunately, I didn’t really think about someone driving up in a big rig, hooking up the trailer and driving off with my nest egg. I am one hell of a resilient Dude, however. In order to make my fortune back I started an adult film production company. My first feature film stars the lovely Audrey Bitoni. I am the director. The cameraman, some joker named Steven, begged me for a job to work on my set. He was very good at convincing me that he wanted to learn everything he could about film making from the best. I believed him because he seems like a very bright kid. And who am I to argue with him even though he knows shit about making blockbuster movies. Anyway, here are a few shots from the set. I am pretty sure an AVN Award is in my future…
5 responses so far ↓
1 Freddy // Feb 14, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Her name is Audrey Bitoni, no “r” in that last name.
2 The Beer Goggler // Feb 14, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Isn’t that what it says? Unless I am reading it wrong.
3 Freddy // Feb 16, 2009 at 6:37 pm
nice job
4 The Beer Goggler // Feb 16, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Cheers!
5 Ty // Feb 17, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Hip Hip Hooray for those thighs !
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