The Beer Goggler Says: Well, it looks like the credit crisis has claimed its latest victim in the form of the lovely Miss Rachel Bilson. It looks like Miss Rachel has turned to the world’s oldest profession to earn a few extra bucks. Now’s your chance, so get ready to pounce. Hop in your Dad’s immaculately well kept vintage Mustang and roll up to the lamppost where Rachel is turning tricks. Look her straight in the eye and say something cool like “Hey, Baby. I lost a couple of million bucks too trading interest rate swaps. Wanna go get naked and wrestle? I’ll make you feel like a lady.” Miss Rachel will be so turned on by your coolness she probably won’t even charge you the 100 bucks for a half an hour of her time. She’ll wrestle with naked for a ride in your sweet set of wheels. By the time she figures out that the credit crisis only actually affects people with money rather than those living at home with Mom and Dad because they can’t afford an apartment big enough to keep their Star Wars action figure collection, your fantasy of getting Rachel Bilson in the sack will have been fulfilled…

 

Have Another Look. Who Knows What You Might Find...

• Rachel Bilson Is A Dose And A Half Of Cute Just Like The Doctor Ordered…
• Rachel Bilson Should Strip Naked And Strut Down the Catwalk…
• Rachel Bilson Is A Cute Girl In A Sun Dress…