The Beer Goggler Says: No matter what you think of Miss Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen she certainly knows how to push all the right buttons. Men seem to fall at her feet and women despise her because she proves that men are sadly transparent. I can relate to Miss Tila Tequila’s power over the opposite sex because I possess similar powers. My powers are not quite as finely tuned as Miss Tila’s, however. When I throw on a really tight pair of jeans and white t-shirt women don’t throw themselves at me – they usually call the dog catcher to take me back to the pound. And when I am strutting my stuff around a crowded pool wearing nothing but my banana hammock, girls don’t walk up to me and start making out with me - they call the cops. My Grandma says that I have a great deal of inner beauty and that only the most special of girls will appreciate it. I say Grandma is full of shit…
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1 Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? » Daily Laters: 2/3 // Feb 3, 2009 at 9:47 pm
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2 Ty // Feb 7, 2009 at 2:10 pm
She looks ok, I find her personality revolting.
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