The Beer Goggler Says: You’ve all been raised by television to believe that one day you’ll all be sex machines and super studs and porn stars — but you won’t. And you’re learning slowly that fact. And you’re very, very pissed off. But does that mean you have to wallow in your basement fantasizing about having a fine looking Cowgirl like Miss Lela Star ride you like a bronco? It most certainly does. With that said, you are my best friend and I want to help you. Before I can help you, I need you to help me help you. Do you like girls? Good. Do you like naked girls? Good. Now click here. Before you do, close the door to your basement. You don’t want Mommy hearing all of your grunting because it will probably turn her on a little…
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