The Beer Goggler Says: If you had an ambitious bone in your body these pictures of Ashley Tisdale would inspire you to put down your beer, throw out your Marlboro Reds and put the last three pieces of the bucket of KFC that you didn’t devour back into the fridge. You would then go grab your gym bag from the depths of your closet, jog to the gym for which you’ve been paying $69 a month for the last 18 years, and pay them a visit. When you get there head straight to the shower and clean yourself up. Once you are pretty spend the next 30 minutes hitting on every hot chick in the place. After you strike out a few dozen times get your ass back home because you have a can of beer and three pieces of KFC that you need to finish. A wise man once told me that women like men. And men do not go to the gym. Of course that wise man was me. I have nine chins, seven love handles and a whole lot of back fat, which is all you need to know. Now come give Poppa a back rub…

 

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