The Beer Goggler Says: Jessica Simpson seems like a pretty down to earth kind of gal. This is why it pains me that I am about to make a crack about her becoming a whole lot of woman. It’s not like this comes as much of a surprise. Jesse seems like the kind of girl that likes to please her man. Unfortunately for Jesse, her man is a professional football player who probably eats 10,000 calories a day. Jessica most certainly doesn’t need 10,000 calories per day. But that hasn’t stopped her from going toe-to-toe with her boyfriend’s teammates every time they go out for dinner together. I am pretty sure that the training has served Jessica well. If she ever decides to quit the music business, despite being the reigning Queen of Country, she could always join the professional eating competition circuit. Apparently there is an all you can eat chicken wings, ribs, make-your-own-sundae and beer challenge coming up in early spring. With enough training Jessica could be holding that glorious trophy above her head right before she slaps some mayonnaise on it and eats it…
4 responses so far ↓
1 Ben Wagstaff // Jan 28, 2009 at 12:20 am
I like big butts…
2 The Beer Goggler // Jan 28, 2009 at 7:29 am
Stay away from my sister…
3 Jeff // Jun 10, 2009 at 10:56 pm
I still wouldn’t kick that out of bed.
4 Ty // Jun 11, 2009 at 6:20 pm
She looks like 10 pounds of sh*t in a 5 pound bag
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