The Beer Goggler Says: Miss Anna Faris has always been a cute chick but she has never been a Sex Starlet who turns men into blubbering idiots. She is kind of like your sister’s cute friend – you’d sleep with her if you had the chance, but you aren’t going to embarrass yourself trying to get her in the sack. And by embarrass I mean getting turned down in front of a group of your sister’s girlfriends. Anyway, Miss Anna Faris has managed to become the girl for whom you’d be willing to give Roseanne Bar an enema in exchange for just one night of sweaty, raunchy and really dirty sex. All I have to say is hot damn to the individual who invented tight dresses and hot stripper pumps. And to top it all off her long, platinum blonde hair is blowing in the wind for added effect. Anna, you are not a 100% Certified Sex Siren. My advice to you is to only take roles which require a great deal of superfluous nudity. You’ll win an Oscar in no time. Don’t let your agent tell you differently. At the very worst you will win all of our hearts. And probably a few dozen stalkers. Especially the fat dude sitting naked on his couch playing video games and watching cartoons. Make sure to watch out for that guy…

 

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