The Beer Goggler Says: I still can’t get over how easily women light us up by pushing our only button. Take Miss Minka Kelly for example. She is a pretty cute girl to begin with. A lot of Dudes dig her because she is the girl-next-door with the pornstar body. When you take a cute girl-next-door type like Miss Minka and her pornstar body and throw her into a hot dress like the one she’s wearing it’s enough to make a man want to make sweet love to his computer screen all night long until your monitor begs you to stop because she has been to Heaven and back and just wants to snuggle. Not that I snuggle with my monitor. That would be just plain sad. Anyway, Miss Minka is a damn foxy chick in the perfect dress which means that she is a Damn Foxy Chick In The Perfect Dress that we all desperately want to take to the Ball. Or the shower…
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1 Jamie Gunns in Maxim on Horndog.com // Jan 13, 2009 at 2:31 pm
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2 Nitro Cobra (KrunkMode) // Jan 13, 2009 at 6:53 pm
I kinda snuggle with my laptop….is that gay?
3 The Beer Goggler // Jan 13, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Only if Eric Estrada is the face on your monitor…
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