The Beer Goggler Says: Miss Kelly Brook in a naval uniform is going to turn many of you into slobbering beasts. For some of you it’s because you love a hot chick in uniform. For others, it’s because Miss Kelly reminds you of your favorite song “In the Navy†sung by none other than the Village People whom for years you’ve secretly fantasized about having an orgy with in your parents’ waterbed with a disco ball spinning round and round above your heads. For others still, it’s simply because Miss Kelly is a fine looking woman. Regardless of why you are drooling I am glad that you are because that is exactly why you spend so much time surfing for hot chicks during business hours even though your boss can see exactly which sites you are surfing at any given time. You didn’t know that did you? I didn’t either. This probably explains why I got canned. Who would have though that having 19534 pictures and 3766 videos of hot nude chicks on your work computer would have violated a company’s Code of Professional Conduct. They really should tell you that when they hire you…
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