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The Beer Goggler Says: If you happen to have a dictionary sitting around go pick it up and look up the definition for “crazyâ€. What do you see? You’ll see something that says: cra·zy [krey-zee], adjective 1. mentally deranged; demented; insane. Now go look up “certified crazy plus plusâ€. What do you see? That’s right. One of these pictures of Miss Pamela Anderson wearing her homeboy hat while looking totally insane. I am not exactly sure what Miss Pam has been drinking or what kind of meds she is on, but it makes me a little nervous. For the most part crazy people are pretty cool. Certfied Crazy Plus Plus people are a little bit dangerous. I have dated a few crazy chicks in the past and it was awesome until the break up. Whomever Miss Pam is currently dating he better understand that there is no escape. He’d better be damn ready to put a ring on her finger and never leave her side. I don’t even want to imagine what she would do to him if he ever tried to escape. Let’s just say given that look in her eye whatever she did to him would make a 5-year stint in a gay Turkisk prison seem like a luxury vaction…
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1 Jayson Cole (KrunkMode) // Dec 8, 2008 at 5:08 am
If she is cured from hepatitis, I would be willing to sacrifice my slanky to her. She’s pretty hot for a 70 year old.
2 12.8.08 Links | Oliver Willis // Dec 8, 2008 at 11:43 am
[...] * Pamela Anderson is FAIL [...]
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