The Beer Goggler Says: My, my. Who have we here? Is that the hot Miss Patricia Anne Stratigias. Why yes, it is. As in Trish Stratus. The very flexible and agile wrestling fox Trish Stratus. And now that I have fooled all of you into thinking I am some sort of wrestling expert I can get right to the point. I do not watch wrestling, I have never watch wrestling and I don’t wrestle in my spare time. Had I have known that they had chicks like Trish Stratus wrestling I would have been the sport’s number one fan. Why didn’t I know that there were hot chicks that wrestle? And why the hell didn’t you tell me? Do you think that I am an expert at everything? Consider yourself on Double Secret Probabtion for keeping this little secret to yourself. And now that I have seen the hot Trish Stratus with my very own eyes I’d like to offer her one free chick kick to my family jewels in return for a kiss. It’s a win win situation – she gets to hoof someone in the balls, which is always a good time, and I get a little action from someone who hasn’t thrown themselves at me. And, yes, I am going to leave my jock on. Do you think I am an idiot? Consider yourself to be on Triple Secret Probabtion, Poindexter…
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