The Beer Goggler Says: I don’t know a thing about Wall Street, leveraged buy-outs, fundamental or technical analysis, interest rate swaps or any of those other fancy cocktails those Wall Street types drink. The one thing I do know is hot chicks. And if Britney were a stock index she would be in the midst of a sharp V-shaped recovery. What this means is that she hit rock bottom pretty damn quick and that her recovery to her former glory days has been almost quicker. It’s hard to believe all those zany things she did, but that is neither here nor there. I am a “the beer bottle is half full†kind of dude. Crazy shmazy, umbrella smubrella, divorce shlovorce, head shaving shmead shaving – it’s all good. I have no clue what I am getting at so enjoy the photos of a fully-clothed Britney Spears performing on stage. And now that I am thinking about it, these pictures are about as exciting as photos of the Queen in her bikini. I’d take the pictures down but Britney threatened to umbrella me if I didn’t help promote her new found sexiness. So enjoy…
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