The Beer Goggler Says: Shania Twain is one of the hottest girls on the planet. And if that weren’t enough she is also Canadian. What does that matter? It matters because Canadian girls are notoriously easy to get into bed. And given that she is single that is a pretty important point. Now, for those 23% of the visitors to this site that are girls, I want you to take a deep breath so you don’t get your pantyhose tied in a knot. The last thing that I want is a bunch of hear-me-roar Internet surfing chicks bombard me with a bunch of e-mails because I am fueling the stereotype that Canadian girls are easy to get into bed. Firstly, it’s not a stereotype. Canadian girls do not get a lot of action because there is only three hours of sunlight in the Great White North. When they aren’t trying to squeeze in a tan the girls are usually busy hunting for baby seals, caribou and pine martins, which would explain why Canadian chicks are in such great shape. By eating a high protein diet and getting a lot of exercise Canadian girls’ sexual appetite goes into overdrive, especially in the spring when there is 5 hours of daylight. So, if you have trouble getting action from hot, skinny, sexually overactive chicks, go to Canada. At the very least you can go to a strip bar, drink some manly beer and learn first hand that anything goes if you have to pay a cover charge and there is a brass pole in the room…
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1 Bunny With Fangs!» Blog Archive » Waffle Bunny Brings The Links // Nov 14, 2008 at 9:05 am
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2 John // Nov 15, 2008 at 8:11 am
What a coincidence, I just got done reading on another blog how Shania slept around quite alot before she married Mutt. And now that she’s single she’ll probably get back to bed-hopping again. In fact, there are rumors that she’s now sleeping with an NHL hockey player. It didn’t take her long for the easy Canadian girl in her to make a come back.
3 The Beer Goggler // Nov 15, 2008 at 2:20 pm
John,
I’d say it’s a pretty good thing that I’m wearing a hockey helmet because maybe she’ll mistake me for an NHL player. By the time she realizes that I wear a helmet because I’m a little slow, it’ll be too late.
The Beer Goggler
4 Jack Burton // Nov 16, 2008 at 10:14 am
Newly divorced and flaunting her big Canadian tits. And I heard she was partying it up at an afterparty that night. Hell yeah, Shania’s legs are open for business again!
5 Ty // Feb 6, 2009 at 6:01 pm
She is just sooo damned fine
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