The Beer Goggler Says: When you have been around the block as many times as I have, you get delusional about a lot of things. For me it’s the fact that I think that I’m am the hottest stud on the planet who the ladies just can’t resist. These delusions of grandeur occasionally serve me pretty well because chicks love confident guys and, if I think that I am the hottest stud on the planet, then I am the hottest stud on the planet. Then, of course, that stupid thing called reality sets in. Take Gemma Arterton for example. She is a pretty decent looking girl. Until today I didn’t know who she was, but she is decent looking which is all we care about. As the hottest stud in the world I could have her whenever I want. Or so you would think. It turns out that Gemma has a 19 year old Spanish boyfriend. This kind of throws a wrench in my ability to have her whenever I want her. On the one hand you have a hot, in shape, tanned, pretty, 19 year old Spanish Boy with the stamina of Peter North and in the other hand you have me (see my photo in the banner). Who would you rather have if you were a hot chick? If you said the Pretty Spanish Boy, get off of this site. And have some loyalty for God’s sake. The answer is me. It is always me. Look at my picture. I’m hotter than a pistol with ripped abs to boot. Pretty 19 year old Spanish Boy my ass. He probably couldn’t fine his horrible inch. Come on. I’m The Beer Goggler. Hey, Gemma. Call me. We’ll play roll The Beer Goggler In Flour And Find The Wet Spot…

 

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