The Beer Goggler Says:  Sure, I know none of you really care to see Paris’ panties for the umpteenth time. And I know you certainly don’t care to see fully clothed pictures of Paris. So why am I posting these? Because she is a sweet caring girl that makes the world a much better place. She is an artist, a philanthropist, a peacemaker and an intellectual. She also helps orphans, abandoned animals, old ladies cross the street and the homeless get a hot meal on days they would otherwise go hungry. She is fluent in several languages, has a university degree and has visited most of the major museums around the world. She has even traveled to third world countries to help set up artisan wells to provide clean drinking water for the people. And when you really think about it, it’s hard to believe that with all her spare time and money she hasn’t done any of these things, which brings me back to her panties. She was put on this earth for one thing and one thing only – flashing us whenever she gets hammered after a night of clubbing. Maybe in her next life she will be plus sized. At least then she could give her panties to some homeless dude who could use them as a blanket during those chilly nights…

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