The Beer Goggler Says: I am not exactly sure what has been going on lately, but it certainly seems like there is a lot of chicks that could kick your asses. I am not overly concerned with the fact that there are girls that can eat some of us for dinner because I grew up with The Booze Sisters. These two ladies made Kimbo Slice look like a pussy. Anyway, over the last couple of weeks we had Miss Hayden pointing a menacing finger at us. We have also frequently seen Miss Christina Aguilera snarling at us. And now we have Kristin Cavallari practicing her Karate chops. All I have to say, Gentlemen, is be very careful whose asses you pinch when you are hammered. You don’t want any of these three sexy assassins after you. Or maybe you do because you’re the kind of guy who loves a good bitch slap every so often. You probably like manicures, pedicures and massages as well. Hey - you probably don’t even like girls, do you? Get off my site and never come back or I’ll send Gary Coleman to your house…
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