The Beer Goggler Says: Now that Jessica Simpson is a country singer, which means she is slowly blossoming into a Southern Belle, she isn’t playing by the Flash Club rules any more. Just in case Miss Jessica forgot what those rules are, let me remind her.
The first rule of Flash Club is, you do not talk about Flash Club. - The second rule of Flash Club is, you DO NOT talk about Flash Club.
- If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, or pukes, stop flashing him.
- Two flashes per night.
- One long flash at a time.
- No pantyhose, no panties.
- Flashes will go on as long as they have to in order to get a good look.
- If this is your first night at Flash Club, you have to flash.
Miss Jessica must be a little confused given she is being torn between being the Pop Tart that we have all grown to love and the Southern Belle that nobody wants her to be. We are all reasonable men, so we’ll cut her some slack this time. The next time we see Miss Jessica in a short skirt, her flash better be one for the record books…
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